“ Yes but I thought they were kidding
Just kidding I knew they werent kidding but I still didn’t do anything about it
Just kidding I did I took a class on public speaking
Just kidding it wasn’t public speaking it was private dancing
Just kidding I’m a private dancer now I don’t dance for money but I’ll do what you want you want me to do
Just kidding I won’t do everything you want me to do I’ll just some things
Just kidding I’ll do anything you’d be surprised
Just kidding you wouldn’t be surprised unless its your birthday day
Just kidding it’s not your birthday its my birthday and I’m having a party
Just kidding it’s not a party it’s more of a dinner
Just kidding it’s not a dinner because there won’t be food
Just kidding we’re having steak, yay, medium rare
Just kidding I’m a steak and I’m well done
Just kidding take a bite aren’t I good?
Just kidding don’t eat me
Just kidding you can
Just kidding you already did and I’m in your stomach being digested, hey, there’s pizza in here you sure do eat a lot Seth
Just kidding you don’t there’s no pizza in here but there is some in my purse
Just kidding I don’t have a purse I have a pocket book
Just kidding there’s no difference between a purse and a pocketbook
Just kidding there is a pocketbook has a pocket
Just kidding so does a purse if everything would fall out
Just kidding it would fall in like in the army
Just kidding fall in everyone were in the army, I don’t know what Ive been told
Just kidding I do know but they told me anyway
Just kidding I haven’t been told yet
Just kidding I have but they told me not to tell you
Just kidding they told me to make sure I told everyone that’s why I’m on TV
Just kidding I’m not on TV I’m on the radio
Just kidding I’m on TV and you’re watching me now
Just kidding you might be watching me tomorrow if you DVR’d me
Just kidding but if you did you can pause it right here
*awkward face*
Just kidding I knew they werent kidding but I still didn’t do anything about it
Just kidding I did I took a class on public speaking
Just kidding it wasn’t public speaking it was private dancing
Just kidding I’m a private dancer now I don’t dance for money but I’ll do what you want you want me to do
Just kidding I won’t do everything you want me to do I’ll just some things
Just kidding I’ll do anything you’d be surprised
Just kidding you wouldn’t be surprised unless its your birthday day
Just kidding it’s not your birthday its my birthday and I’m having a party
Just kidding it’s not a party it’s more of a dinner
Just kidding it’s not a dinner because there won’t be food
Just kidding we’re having steak, yay, medium rare
Just kidding I’m a steak and I’m well done
Just kidding take a bite aren’t I good?
Just kidding don’t eat me
Just kidding you can
Just kidding you already did and I’m in your stomach being digested, hey, there’s pizza in here you sure do eat a lot Seth
Just kidding you don’t there’s no pizza in here but there is some in my purse
Just kidding I don’t have a purse I have a pocket book
Just kidding there’s no difference between a purse and a pocketbook
Just kidding there is a pocketbook has a pocket
Just kidding so does a purse if everything would fall out
Just kidding it would fall in like in the army
Just kidding fall in everyone were in the army, I don’t know what Ive been told
Just kidding I do know but they told me anyway
Just kidding I haven’t been told yet
Just kidding I have but they told me not to tell you
Just kidding they told me to make sure I told everyone that’s why I’m on TV
Just kidding I’m not on TV I’m on the radio
Just kidding I’m on TV and you’re watching me now
Just kidding you might be watching me tomorrow if you DVR’d me
Just kidding but if you did you can pause it right here
*awkward face*
Judy Grimes - SNL (via brothersport)
Wiig FTW!
